It's true. I can no longer deny it. Gone are the days when I could quit anytime I wanted.
I submit the evidence in three exhibits.
EXHIBIT 1
I recently ran out of stitchmarkers. How the heck this happened, I have no clue: I usually keep packages of them, and it seems that I rarely leave any type of craft or yarn store without buying some.
Actually, I still have stitchmarkers, but I took them to work and then left them there by accident. (Note to co-workers - I didn't really lose them at work. I NEVER KNIT AT WORK! Or only during Sharepoint training. Right? wink, wink.)
Started a new lace project (Alhambra scarf by Anne "Amazing Lace" Hanson), and even though I recently organized my knitting doodads, I could not find stitchmarkers. Any stitchmarkers. (Do you know how crazy this is? Stitchmarkers to lace knitters are like NEEDLES - essential.) A thought occurred to me: I'll bet there are some in the couch. I tore apart the couch cushions like I've heard crystal meth users search for crumbs (no, ma, I don't know about this firsthand). I found 3. It occurred to me to vacuum. JACKPOT! And I got the bonus: I found a tapestry needle in a size I recently 'lost' the last one of... life is GOOD, baby. Life is good.
EXHIBIT 2
DUH! The reason I do laundry is to felt up test swatches! (Here, Colinette Shimmer 5 in Monet, colorway #101.)
[I will soon be posting the great Colinette swatch experiment, which this is part of, so watch this space.]
EXHIBIT 3
Made this sucker big so you could see the price on it: $26.99 for 50 grams. (Don't look, ma, you won't understand... and, no, it's not machine washable.)
Tao is 100% silk in a single-ply cord and OMG it is OMG so amazing to knit with OMG. Colinette Tao in Whirley Fig, colorway #157. OMG. And if you're nice to me, I'll let you touch it.
I shower because yarn this nice needs me to be worthy of it. (Some days I succeed.) And in our sex ed class in 6th grade, good hygiene was emphasized as being essential to laying the groundwork for others to like you. And I want Tao to like me. I really really do. (and sometimes it does: hit me.)
And, little pretties, it needs knitting on now, so off I go - happy clicks!
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Yarn obsession in the Washington-Baltimore (US) metro area. Welcome to the dark side. We have cookies. And the Maryland Sheep and Wool Festival.
About Me
- Jann Mouer
- O'ahu born and Rockville bred, both Maryland and Hawai'i are home. Middle-aged knitter (believe me, my 40 is NOT the new 20) seeking the courage to live consciously, each and every moment. Now if I could just remember where I put my keys...
Sunday, October 24, 2010
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This post is hilarious! I love your blog.
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